Quote:
Originally Posted by RWood
Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve Jordan
Dead as a doorknob.
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So you have never wired a doorknob to the building power leads? That would be a far from dead doorknob. Can't say the same for the person who touched it. |
Don't like that one? How about "Dead as a beaver hat."
Then there's a perennial favorite of mine: "DRT -- Dead Right There."
And of course, who could forget: "Deader'n dirt."