[Taylor514ce]

I speculate the demographic of this forum puts most of us at "child-bearing" age. This thread, inspired by a recent recollection, is for posting some of the most hilarious or profound things your own kids have said.

I offer this smattering from my own kids.

"Dad, there's golf balls the size of hell outside!"

In reply to repeated statements that his shoes were on the wrong feet, my son, completely exasperated, asked, "Well whose feet are they supposed to be on?!".

This same son at about three years of age asked me the most perplexing question I've ever pondered, more profound even then the so-called "Universal Question". With the most serious and sober expression I've ever seen, he leaned toward me from his high chair, and without taking his eyes off the subject of his dilemma, stage whispered, "Dad... is that a real clown, or just a man dressed like a clown?"