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frahse · 10-03-2011, 02:19 AM

And yet again, at all times day or night, 365 1/4 days a year, a friend like Amazon is ready.

Two items less than $9 total, ordered at about 1 AM EST.
Free delivery.
Two day delivery.
Both due to arrive by Oct 5, 2011.

Some people say well Amazon can't be a friend. It is a business trying to do good business things so that I am happy and satisfied and so they can keep my business.

Well that may be so, but I have had human friends that weren't so interested in keeping me happy and satisfied. I have had family and neighbors. I have had wives. I have had business associates, bosses and customers. None of these worked as hard to keep me happy and satisfied.

I suppose it is clear now. AMAZON IS MY BEST FRIEND!

Indeed.

10-03-2011, 02:19 AM	#289
frahse occasional author Posts: 2,315 Karma: 2064403292 Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Wandering God's glorious hills, valleys and plains. Device: A Franklin BI (before Internet) was the first. I still have it.	And yet again, at all times day or night, 365 1/4 days a year, a friend like Amazon is ready. Two items less than $9 total, ordered at about 1 AM EST. Free delivery. Two day delivery. Both due to arrive by Oct 5, 2011. Some people say well Amazon can't be a friend. It is a business trying to do good business things so that I am happy and satisfied and so they can keep my business. Well that may be so, but I have had human friends that weren't so interested in keeping me happy and satisfied. I have had family and neighbors. I have had wives. I have had business associates, bosses and customers. None of these worked as hard to keep me happy and satisfied. I suppose it is clear now. AMAZON IS MY BEST FRIEND! Indeed.