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A fellow dies and goes to heaven and God says, "John, you've lived a good life and throughout your life you've always remained faithful to your wife. As a reward you can have your pick of cars to drive around in up here in heaven."
John said, "Oh my, I've always dreamed of having a Bentley." No sooner had the words left his mouth before God gave him a Bentley, and John began driving around looking for his wife who had passed away a year earlier.
The next day God came upon John, and he was crying uncontrollably. God asked, "What seems to be the problem John, are you not happy here in heaven?"
To which John replied, "I can't believe it, but I just passed my late wife-- and she was driving a 1973 Pinto".
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