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WHY TEACHERS DRINK:
Q: Briefly explain what hard water is.
A: Ice.
Q: What is a nitrate?
A: Much cheaper than a day rate.
Q: What was Sir Walter Raleigh famous for?
A: He is a noted figure in history because he invented cigarettes and started a craze for bicycles.
Q: What did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common?
A: Unusual names.
Q: Name one of the early Romans' greatest achievements.
A: Learning to speak Latin.
Q: Name six animals which live specifically in the Arctic.
A: Two polar bears. Four seals.
Q: How does Romeo's character develop throughout the play?
A: It doesn't, it's just self, self, self, all the way through.
Q: Name the wife of Orpheus, whom he attempted to save from the underworld.
A: Mrs Orpheus.
Q: Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed?
A: At the bottom.
Q: What happens during puberty to a boy?
A: He says goodbye to his childhood and enters adultery.
Q: What is the meaning of the word 'varicose'?
A: Close by.
Q: What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register?
A: Mariah Carey.
Q: What is a fibula?
A: A little lie.
Q: Explain the phrase 'free press'.
A: When your mum irons trousers for you.
Q: Why would living close to a mobile phone mast cause ill health?
A: You might walk into it.
Q: Joanna works in an office. Her computer is a stand-alone system. What is a stand-alone system?
A: It doesn't come with a chair.
Q: Steve is driving his car. He is travelling at 60 feet/second and the speed limit is 40 mph. Is Steve speeding?
A: He could find out by checking his speedometer.
Q: What is a vibration:
A: There are good vibrations and bad vibrations. Good vibrations were discovered in the 1960s.
Q: Where was Hadrian's Wall built?
A: Around Hadrian's garden.
Q: The race of people known as Malays come from which country?
A: Malaria.
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