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Manley Peterson · 10-01-2011, 11:47 AM

A few samples of what to expect from Granny Gruesome - Nursery Rhymes to Terrify Children:

"Jack and Phil"

Jack and Phil went up the hill
To steal young Mary’s head.
They heard a chop up near the top,
And found her already dead.

Then they cried, and couldn’t decide
If her meat was very fresh.
Without delay, they ran away
After they sampled her flesh.

"Wee Willie Warlock"

Wee Willie Warlock runs through your house
Upstairs, downstairs, quiet as a mouse.
Sneaking in your room, watching as you sleep
His hands hush your mouth so you can’t make a peep.

Each of the thirty poems is accompanied by cartoony, macabre drawings. Perfect as for a Halloween gift for older children and adults.

You can read the rest of the nursery rhymes and see all the crazy illustrations for only $.99 on Kindle, Nook, or Smashwords.

10-01-2011, 11:47 AM	#7
Manley Peterson Author of Bloated Goat Posts: 105 Karma: 100000 Join Date: Nov 2010 Device: Kindle	A few samples of what to expect from Granny Gruesome - Nursery Rhymes to Terrify Children: "Jack and Phil" Jack and Phil went up the hill To steal young Mary’s head. They heard a chop up near the top, And found her already dead. Then they cried, and couldn’t decide If her meat was very fresh. Without delay, they ran away After they sampled her flesh. "Wee Willie Warlock" Wee Willie Warlock runs through your house Upstairs, downstairs, quiet as a mouse. Sneaking in your room, watching as you sleep His hands hush your mouth so you can’t make a peep. Each of the thirty poems is accompanied by cartoony, macabre drawings. Perfect as for a Halloween gift for older children and adults. You can read the rest of the nursery rhymes and see all the crazy illustrations for only $.99 on Kindle, Nook, or Smashwords.