Hi,
How about.....He has a face only a mother could love.
He's not playing with a full deck.
She must be a good singer....She has legs like a lark.
She's 2 inches over a milk bottle, only for her high heels she would be lost.
Would you look at the state of him, he must have been dragged through a bush backwards.
She has a mouth as Big as a barn door you could drive a coach and four through it.
That's my lot.
Slan,
Mag.
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