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Originally Posted by kindlekitten
I love my critters, I really do... but golly-gosh, my shoes!? I haven't been out of the room at all, just slipped my sandals off a little while ago... someone puked in my shoe. my sandal even. it doesn't even look like anything any of the fur kids have been eating lately.
*shudder*
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Originally Posted by wannabee
What's with cats throwing up in your shoes?
The Cold Cat Vomit Blues.
I woke up after midnight and put my feet down on the floor.
Well, I woke up after midnight, put my feet down on the floor.
It's dark, I can't see nothin,' stepped right out that bedroom door.
I'm walkin' to the bathroom, got no slippers on my feet.
I'm walkin' to the bathroom, got no slippers on my feet.
So I'm walkin' kinda careful, not sure what I'm gonna meet.
So I put my left foot down, felt a funny somethin' there.
Put my left foot down, yeah, felt a funny something there.
Oh yeah, that cold cat vomit, there it was right on my stair.
When I get up after midnight, now I'm gonna wear my shoes.
When I get up after midnight, sure I'm gonna wear my shoes.
You step in puke at midnight, you get those Cold Cat Vomit Blues.
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This happened to me just the other night! I got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, and just as I was about to slip my foot into my shoe I sensed something wet. Yep, shoe full of cat puke.
