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Three old guys were shoot'n the breeze in the old folks home.
The first guy who is in his late 70s says, "You know, I'd give anything to take a good pee in the morning."
The second guy who is in his mid 80s says, "I'd give anything to take have good bowel movement in the morning."
The third guy who is in his early 90s says, "I don't have either of those problems. Every morning at 5:30am I take a nice long pee, and at 6:00am I take a good dump. I just wish I could wake up before eight."
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