09-29-2011, 01:08 PM
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The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠
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Location: Norfolk, England
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Originally Posted by pdurrant
An eponymous quickie, then
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"Who are you?" asked [Name].
"I'm your other mother," said the woman. "Go and tell your other father that lunch is ready."
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OK, here's some more:
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"Oh. It's you," she said to the black cat.
"See?" said the cat. "It wasn't so hard recognising me, was it? Even without names."
"Well, what if I wanted to call you?"
The cat wrinkled its nose and managed to look unimpressed. "Calling cats," it confided, "tends to be a rather overrated activity. Might as well call a whirlwind."
"What if it was dinnertime?" asked [name]. "Wouldn't your want to be called then?"
"Of course," said the cat. "But a simple cry of 'Dinner!' would do nicely. See? No need for names."
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