[Taylor514ce]

Let us give a lusty cheer
For wasting time on Dickens and beer,
For lessons learned and friendships dear.

Never so much can be learned in class,
You're much better off parking your ass
on a wooden stool by a fetching lass
with a book in her arm - get her a glass!

So let us give a lusty cheer
For wasting time on Dickens and beer
and if things ever get too serious here,
switch to Scotch.