A British Army officer was appointed to be Military Attaché in Moscow.
He had to attend a lot of official functions. At one of them, he sat next to a gorgeous young blonde – the only really beautiful girl he had seen since he had arrived in Russia. After a few vodkas, the officer began to chat up the blonde, who seemed to encourage him with a smile. A little later, he got a bit daring and put his hand on her knee. She smiled sweetly at him. Thus encouraged, he ran his hand up the inside of her thigh. This time she didn’t smile but hastily wrote something on the menu and handed it to him. It read:
“Careful how you go from now on” – signed Carruthers, MI5.
