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WT Sharpe · 09-24-2011, 09:58 AM

Three boys were bragging on how fast their dads were.

"My father's so fast that he can outrace a horse," said the first.

"Well, my father's so fast he can outrace a speeding bullet!" replied the second.

"That's nothing," said the third. "My dad works for the government and he's faster than light. He gets off work every day at four o'clock, and he's home by three."

09-24-2011, 09:58 AM	#3677
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,072 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	Three boys were bragging on how fast their dads were. "My father's so fast that he can outrace a horse," said the first. "Well, my father's so fast he can outrace a speeding bullet!" replied the second. "That's nothing," said the third. "My dad works for the government and he's faster than light. He gets off work every day at four o'clock, and he's home by three." Last edited by WT Sharpe; 09-24-2011 at 10:00 AM.