Nice! I'm pumped; I've been enjoying this thread--here's my first attempt (an enjoyable first line):
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Early in the morning, late in the century, Cricklewood Broadway. At 0627 hours on January I, 1975, Alfred Archibald Jones was dressed in corduroy and sat in a fume-filled Cavalier Musketeer Estate facedown on the steering wheel, hoping the judgment would not be too heavy upon him.
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And as a "just-for-fun" quote:
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Tigers will do anything for a tuna fish sandwich!
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