^Because we can never have enough knowledge:
APS Physics Letters. It seems like 1993 and Frazze is the winner, but I could be wrong.
Some of the other stuff is hilarious. I got to find this somewhere.
"If an infinite number of rednecks, riding in an infinite number of pickup trucks, fire an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they will eventually produce all the world's great literary works in Braille." (John A. Banker, Show Low, AZ)