Perhaps she/he/it doesn't recieve, or read, any books at all - just wonders around book stores reading the jacket blurb, quickly - which would explain a lot of the blunders !
And perhaps they only have a liitle notebook to surreptitiously jot things down - or a dictaphone with nifty lapel microphone.
Watch out for anyone muttering to themselves , or frantically scribbling, and you've unmasked her/he/it ............
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