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A man's having a beer at his local pub with his elephant, and his elephant is just putting away the whiskey and eating the free peanuts. After several hours the bartender announces last call. The man says, "All right, give me another shot and my elephant another shot."
The man and the elephant slam down their shots and the elephant keels over dead.
The man starts to walk out of the bar and the bartender yells, "Hey! You can't just leave that lyin' there."
To which the man replied, "That's not a lion. That's a elephant."
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