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MJK2111 · 09-15-2011, 12:56 PM

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants with sunglasses?

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Why did the elephant cross the road?

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and finally...

What was the elephant doing on the freeway?

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09-15-2011, 12:56 PM	#3625
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Spoiler: Hell if I know What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance? Spoiler: “Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!” What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants with sunglasses? Spoiler: Nothing. He didn’t recognize them. Why did the elephant cross the road? Spoiler: It was the chicken’s day off. and finally... What was the elephant doing on the freeway? Spoiler: About 5 miles per hour. Last edited by MJK2111; 09-15-2011 at 01:01 PM.