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Originally Posted by pdurrant
Mice are naturally fond of elephant jokes.
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A huge elephant and a tiny mouse were in the same cage at the zoo.
The elephant was in a particularly ugly and truculent mood. Looking down at the mouse with disgust he trumpeted, "You're the puniest, the weakest, the most insignificant thing I've ever seen!"
"Well," piped the mouse in a plaintive squeak, "don't forget, I've been sick."