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Three mice were sitting around, having a beer (just go with me on this), and telling each other how brave they were.
The first mouse, he say's, "I'm so brave, I once came upon a mouse trap and snatched out the cheese. It fed my family for two days."
The second mouse, he say's, "I'm so brave, I once came upon some of that Decon stuff, and I ate some of it just to see what it tasted like. As you can see, I'm still living."
The third mouse gets up and starts heading for the door. "Hey!" the other two mice shout, "Where are you going?"
The third mouse turns back around and says, "I'm going to go hump the cat!"
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