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What do you get if you cross a mouse and an elephant???
Great big holes in the skirting board.
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How do you tell if there is an elephant in bed with you?
By the E on his pyjamas.
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How did the elephant hide in a cherry tree?
Painted his balls red.
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How did Tarzan die?
Picking cherries.
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How do you tell if there is an elephant under your bed?
When you're touching the ceiling.
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How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't. You get down from a goose.
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