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Originally Posted by NatCh
That story is definitely an "OMS" (Oh! My spleen!) story -- I laugh myself into pain every time I read it. The tail protruding from the helmet is the best part for me. 
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Personally, the part where i have to take a break (because by this time i can't even read anymore, i'm laughing so hard) is this paragraph :
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Suddenly a large man on a huge black and chrome cruiser, dressed in jeans, a torn t-shirt flapping in the breeze, and wearing one leather glove, moving at probably 80mph on one wheel, and screaming bloody murder roars by and with all his strength throws a live squirrel grenade directly into your police car.
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the poor cops, they never saw him coming...
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Originally Posted by NatCh
I generally find squirrels quite amusing. Possibly because I tend to view them as jesters, rather than tricksters. I'd have one as a pet if I didn't believe it would end badly.
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that's how i feel about them as well... i could actually beleive they are conspiring against my father and his apples, but that it's all in good fun.
i wish i could have one as a pet too. i'm sure my 2 cats wish that also, but for substantially different reasons. probably best not to endanger them any further.