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Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.
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Johnson fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.
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He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.
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I imagine you've all heard of the "most awful opening sentence" competition? Well, there is also a "most awful comparison" competition. I've seen these there! However, do keep posting them Fbone -- they are a joy to read separately. When one reads through the whole list, they are exhausting, and no longer funny.
