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OLD WEST PHRASES . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . that Will Never Sound The Same After "Brokeback Mountain"...
1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"
2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"
3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."
4. "Howdy, pardner."
5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."
6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."
7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."
8. "Let's mount up!"
9. "Nice spread ya got there!"
10. "Ride'em cowboy!"
11. "I reckon this might hurt a little"
A man from Texas was over in Louisiana, and wound up down in Terrebonne Parish, at a local bar. He heard there was an old voodooo woman who could make or remove curses, and he went on out to see her. He asked her if she could remove from him the curse he had been living with for the past forty years.
She replied, "I kin sure do that, but for it to work you gotta tell me the exact words that were used to put it on you. Remember back if you can.."
He immediately replied, "I now pronounce you man and wife!"
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