Marc: I understand that John Galt's check for one (1) bullet is in the mail to you.
Worst book? There are so many to choose from my mind is spinning. Surely L. Ron's would be there (since he keeps writing new ones long after his "death" he may command all ten positions.) Also there should be any politician's self-penned (with the help of many ghost writers -- although that takes on new meaning with the Clintons) works.