A guy walks into the barber shop, sits in the chair and asks for a haircut.
The barber looks at his head. There are only three hairs left on his head.
Ummm. . . . "How would you like it", asks the barber.
"Combed to the left please"
The barber raises the hairs and one falls out.
Errrr . . . . "I don't know how to tell you this mate, but one of your hairs fell out."
"Oh well, part it down the middle then."
The barber make another attempt and another hair falls out.
Errrr . . . . "I don't know how to tell you this mate, but another one of your hairs fell out."
"Ah well then, just leave it messy!"