[mr ploppy]

I posted this in one of the piracy threads, thought it might be useful here. It needs to go at the end because if you put it at the beginning people would have forgotten it by the time they read your book.

Thanks for reading. If you downloaded this from somewhere without paying for it, please consider supporting the author in some way if you derived any entertainment from it. You don't need to buy your own copy (though it would be great if you did, of course). There are lots of other ways you can support struggling writers. Leave a review on Amazon, mention it on your blog, Facebook, Twitter, Goodreads, anywhere else you think it might be useful.

Special thanks go to Mark Astronaut for writing the soundtrack to my life, and for giving his permission to use a fictional version of himself in one of the stories. If you don't know who he is, you really don't know what you have been missing all these years. Thanks are also due to Joe Davin for acting as go-between.

And to all the people at mobileread.com for putting up with all my stupid questions during the writing and publication of this.