Two women walking home after a night out are caught short and slip into a graveyard.
One wipes herself with her panties while the other uses a wreath.
The next day their husbands are having a drink in the pub.
One says I'd better watch my wife she came home last night with no panties on.
The other says that's nothing. Mine had a card wedged in her ass saying "We'll never forget you ... from all the boys at the fire station" !!
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