Dear World of Warcraft,
Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.
Sincerely,
Parents Everywhere
Dear America ,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely,
Canada
Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendar ends there because some
Spanish dirtbags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
Sincerely,
The Mayans
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