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Originally Posted by Steve Jordan
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You could live forever off the DVD sale dividends alone.
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My gods, the man is brilliant! He's like a cross between Steven Spielberg (but with less schmaltz), Hunter S. Thompson (but with more drugs), Baz Luhrmann (but with more camp), and a soon-to-be-discovered Australian, small, hyperactive, carnivorous marsupial with roo-legs and shark-teeth that lives in the s-bend of toilets and which I shall call "Adrian".
Mister Jordon; I humbly ask if you will be my director.
I cannot offer you riches, but I can offer you unbound fame and a lifetime supply of fresh pastry (and maybe a nifty little Husqvarna-endorsement sideline..you know, to cover the supply of "chemical enhancements" [nudge-nudge-wink-wink]).
It's okay, Mister Jordon...you have time to contemplate. I am entertaining guests from this afternoon and through the weekend, here in this humble, little, iniquitous den I call "home" (actually, I call it "Chateau Pompette", but it is home nevertheless). We shall speak more, I am sure, if not until Tuesday, unless I can occasionally tear my flesh loose from the razor wire binding of "socialising" (socialising being about as pleasant to me as a rusty wire brush on the googly-bits).
Ta-ta, my friends (with friends like me...?). I am sure you're all devastated to know you will be bereft of my intellectualism and wisdom for a time, my input here being so valuable, so
necessary. As General Douglas Macarthur once said "Jaysus #$%^ing H. Christ-on-a-crutch - is that gardamn giant rat a kangaroo?! Holy, jumpin' monkey crap!"...and also "I shall return".
Kisses and hugs,
Marc