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Hi I'm Kumabjorn and I am an e-book addict. i wish I had stayed with crack, life was so much easier in those days. You didn't scurry around the net begging for freebies when you were jonesing. Never woke up grabbing for my pipe the way I snatch my Kindle. In those days I had dignity, never do a BJ for a smoke, now I do it for a few pages. Didn't need to know what a torrent was to get some smack. Now I have to "Manage my Kindle"! WTF!
Only upside is now I can construct a grammatically correct sentence, Yo Dog!
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