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Originally Posted by NatCh
Necrophilia?  |
"Dead sexy"? Okay, I'll admit it's the beginning of the viral campaign for my new screenplay. I'm writing a sequel (you can never have too many of them) called:
Bridget Jones's Chainsaw: Love Amongst the Zombies
Poor Bridget discovers Mark Darcy has turned into a Zombie (and what's worse is that it happened more than two prequels ago!). You'll have to go see it; where else will you get to see Renée Zellweger waving a roaring, blood-spraying, Harrods-bought Husqvarna 3120XP over her head while screaming the shocking expletive-laden declaration:
"CEASE AND DESIST, YOU GOSH-DAM-NED BLIGHTER!!!"
(I wanted her saying
"#$%^ UP AND DIE, MOTHER#$%^ER!", but apparently the fine folks of the British film industry are totally and completely unaware of the phrase "Hollywood blockbuster").
Cheers,
Marc (from the Edge of UnReason)