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When a mouse pad was somewhere the cat chased the mouse to;
If you had a hard drive you got a hotel room and slept it off;
If you had a floppy disk you hopped no one noticed;
A Nook was a hole in the wall;
A cursor got his mouth washed out with soap;
Kindle is what one would do to a candle;
Screens were typically put in the middle of a room to seperate things and typically found in Japan;
If you took a megabyte your mother told you to take smaller bites of your meal;
A terabyte was typically a bucket of dirt;
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