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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel
if we are, you're really not keeping up with your share of the housework. 
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My Dear Zelda, have you forgotten that Dust Bunnies are now a protected species? I have talked to the rest of the mess in the house and it seems quite happy where it is. Since it is now my turn to cook we are going on a raw food diet.

Adam, I am thinking that while you say all the right things about you gadget addiction you have yet to believe it in your soul. Therefore, I believe that a cure may not be possible until you have overdosed on gadgets. What you need to do is to get a Post Office box and have each of us send you one or more of our gadgets. At some point -- when you cry "No more!" -- you can turn the corner and start on the long road to recovery. (Yes, you may use a GPS.)