To gain renown, that was his goal
he worked t'ward all year long.
But when the year came to an end,
Oblivion was strong.
No one had memorized his face,
no media told his story,
So he decided there and then
to write a tale so gory...
Vampire and werewolf fans would line
the streets to get his book.
There was just one obstacle
It only came for Nook!
*Disclaimer - I don't have anything against Nook, I think they're cool devices, but I ran out of rhymes!
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