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The Pope visits England and is in Buckingham Palace with the Queen. The Queen walks across the room, heading for an open window, and says to the Pope, "I can make the crowd outside go nuts with just the wave of my hand."
The Pope says, "Yeah, whatever."
The Queen steps in front of the window, does her little Queenly wave, and the crowd goes wild.
The Pope stands up, joins the Queen at the window, and says to her, "With just a nod of my head I can make the crowd go wild, but not just for a minute or two, but they'll go nuts for a week."
"That's something I'd like to see," said the Queen with scorn in her voice.
So the Pope headbutted Queen.
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