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Originally Posted by Stitchawl
HOW DRY IS IT? It is so dry down South, that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water. Now THAT's Dry.
Stitchawl
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I read rain-checks as wet-checks and then thought that it can't be too dry unless the Catholics are handing them out!