[QUOTE=VydorScope;1709918.........Some dude walked into a store, and he had to duck because his 8' 3" height was to tall for the standard 8' door frame... ..........

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My apologies,

but the ancient practice of "precis" at school always nudges me !
So, how about..
" An 8'3'' dude walked into a store, and had to duck because of the standard 8' door frame... "
I'm even doubtful about the "standard". I know, it is a bit anal, isn't it. Old habits ......................
[ 'course, it don't apply when I'm writing, only other people !!

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