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Angelo's an Italian business man, he gets very rich, and decides he wants to meet the Pope. He buys himself a beautiul new suit, goes to Vatican City, and stands on the right side of the path the Pope walks to The Vatican each day. The Pope comes walking along, passes right by Angelo, and then appraoches a very scraggly homeless man on the left. The Pope holds his head gently, and whispers in his ear.
Angelo thinks to himself, "Of course. Like Jesus, the Pope befriends the poor and downtrodden." He goes over to the homeless man and tells him if they can switch clothes for the next day he can keep the expensive suit. And the homeless guy agrees, because it helps the joke.
The next day they've switched clothes and are in each other's places. The Pope walks right past the homeless man on the right in the nice suit, and approaches Angelo on the left, who looks homeless.
The Pope takes Angelo's head gently into his hands and whispers in his ear, "I thought I told you yesterday to get the **** out of here."
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