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Originally Posted by DixieGal
I never understood the attraction of the sexy tortured vampire. What use is super vamp strength if they can't change your flat tire in a mall parking lot at 2 o'clock in the afternoon?
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On the other hand, there's no need to worry about him leaving the toilet seat up.
The femvamps, of course, make for real cheap dates (no need to wory about the price of lobster salad). But there is always the risk they'll be shoe fetishists...