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- Granny, please let me see your feet.
- Why yes, but what for?
- My dad says you have one foot in the cemetery.
- Mommy, does my grandma knows about mechanics?
- Of course not! why?
- Well, she is on the street under a bus.
- Mommy, why my granny is reading the Bible?
- She is studying for her final test.
I like to die just like my uncle on my sleeping, not screaming of terror like his passengers.
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