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Originally Posted by nekokami
Anybody else here familiar with the cat physics of transforming sunlight into gravity? You know, they sit in the sun, absorb sunlight, then sit on the bed, transform sunlight into gravity, bed gets soaked with gravity, making it impossible to get out of....
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pff, that's just the beta version. in GraviCat v2.0 they don't even need the sun, they can just produce gravity out of nothing, and then they soak it back up the second the thought "food !" enters their brain, only to let it back out after eating. it's like feline perpetual motion. my cats must have downloaded the firmware update because there hasn't been much sun here lately but stuff is being pulled into orbit around them.
speaking of which, i'm being sucked into my bed even as i type this... must... go... resistance ... is ... futile....
(from further and further away....)gooood niiiiight !