Quote:
Originally Posted by PeterT
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I
really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you
today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me
sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I
feel great. I be at work soon......... You got nice house.
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TRUE STORY: A friend where I work was distressing our very prudish boss with tales of his sex life. Our boss didn't really want to hear it. "One thing I can say about my wife," he told him, "She is
good in bed!"
Our very uptight boss man just shook his head; but when I added "I'll second that!" to his story, I thought the bosses' jaw would hit the floor. My friend just laughed.