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well, despite the fact that i have no martial arts training whatsoever, i could take 18 5 year-olds in a fight.
i admit that my answers are informed by the intense irritation caused to me by the 2 hellions living on the ground floor of my building (i have fantasies of pouring buckets of cold water out the window onto them when they are in the courtyard screeching like 500 banshees for hours on end. when they are doing this at dawn o'clock the fantasy can vary to include projectiles such as raw eggs and sometimes large livestock), and the fact that my kitchen window opens onto a schoolyard which appears to be continually packed with children all of whom are simultaneously making noise like they are being flayed alive.
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