Of course airports are multidimensional. How else would they be able to instantly convert a person and her bags at point A into a person and her bags at points B & C? And if you go to Rome, remember, Leonardo may have been a genius, but the airport named for him couldn't find your bags if you smacked 'em upside their heads with your luggage claim tickets.
I speak Southern also, and the farther I go from home (Birmingham), the deeper my accent becomes. I can charm the hotdogs off people in Chicago with just a few little 'ol colloquialisms!
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