Quote:
Originally Posted by poohbear_nc
"I am chicken, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go into a pan
Cause I've heard it all before
And I've been down there on the farm
No one's ever gonna cook me again!"
|
Ahem....remember this ode?
Quote:
Originally Posted by lestatar
Oh chicken, oh chicken,
How I do love thee!
Let me count the ways...
Fried, baked, honey glazed, BBQ'd, buffalo'd, broiled, a la king, teriyaki'd, stir fried, cubed, skewered on satay, with or without bones and so much more...
In burritos and tacos, breaded strips or nuggets, patties, chunks and slices
From appetizer to entree,
Whether drizzled in sauces or just delicately spiced,
Oh chicken, oh wonderful chicken,
You are simply a deeee-licious delight.
with respectful apologies to true poets everywhere

|
Slight edits from the original but I like mine better. Much better.

And you don't like pans? No problem - skewers, BBQ grills and deep fryers will suffice.
Ahem...