Thread: Fantasy authors you (and I) should NEVER read
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Old 08-02-2011, 05:00 AM   #256
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Originally Posted by Xanthe View Post
Count me in as another person who can't stand to read Tolkien. My eyes just start rolling up in my heard whenever I try.

I read the first three books of David Eddings "Dreamers" series and stopped because they were all basically the same book.

JK Rowlings' books will never pass my doorstep.
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Your nick inspires me to add someone probably so obvious, he was never previously mentioned.

Piers Anthony. Ugh. He's the Michael Bay of writers, but more prolific (and more cookie cutter). Designed to excite pre/post-pubescent teenage boys. Women are objects, and they know it, and they don't care!

The Death book was typical "if you're more good than bad you go to heaven" drivel, which turned in to "how do I beat Satan this time" books.

I never even made it to the Xanth books, which I take to mean that I actually grew a brain!

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