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Originally Posted by slayda
Are you aware that this typically only occurs to chimps or monkeys in captivity? What conclusions can you draw from that?
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Didn't know that...the next funny story I post in this thread might involve a bunch of sex story authors on display in a zoo.
You asked what conclusions I can draw from this...I'd say it's like that the correlation with idle masturbation among confined chimps is probably indicative of an aberrant mental state brought on by the type of stimulation, or lack thereof, that chimps get in captivity. You could probably make the leap that sex story authors would tend spend a lot of their time in a limited and unnatural social setting and are probably, on average, pretty crazy bastards who've been subjected to some sort of polarizing trauma for an extended period of time and haven't used their human judgment and free will to direct their energies toward developing a richer and more diverse set of interests than one where getting themselves off is the most rewarding activity they can be engaged in.