Originally Posted by lestatar
<sigh> AprilHare, please stop resisting us. It really is a futile effort. Untold billions of your kind have already succumbed to their inevitable fate.
Accept the truth - you are delicious, nutritious and people all over the world LOVE to eat you. This will never change.
Relent. Surrender. Give in. Accept your glorious destiny and revel instead in your status as food.
There are far worse things to be in this world instead of a source of food that billions love to eat.
Now hold still, dammit!

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