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Originally Posted by HarryT
You've obviously never seen an enraged Haggis during the mating season. Truly terrifying! People in the more remote parts of Scotland have to reinforce their doors and put steel shutters over the windows to keep them out. We're lucky, in the rest of the UK, not to have to suffer their rampages. An assault rifle would be the least I'd want for Haggis protection!
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Harry, Harry... Enraged haggis are
easy to cope with. Any time you are concerned about enraged Haggis, simply down another shot of single-malt, neat. Soon you'll have no problem with those enraged Haggis.
Unless, of course, one of them tries to take away your single-malt.
Xenophon